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What's to Like?
Variety -- they have it all!
Great prices!
Fast shipping
Memories -- where else can you find smoking monkeys?

What's not to Like?
Spending twice your budget because you've got to have one more thing!
Visiting the store with kids -- they'll want it all!

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Archie McPhee's
Miscellaneous JUNK!

So my friend said to me, "We're going to Archie McPhee's."
"OK," I said. "What do they sell at Archie McPhee's?"
"Everything."
"Everything?"
"Yeah, everything."
"Everything like ... what? No store can have everything. Give me an example."
"A Jesus action figure."
"A WHAT???????????????? GET OUTTA HERE!"
"Yep. He comes with water and wine."

THAT ... sums up Archie McPhee's. They not only had Jesus action figures (5 loaves/2 fishes or water to wine) but they had a Moses action figure. For heaven's sake, they even had a Librarian action figure with super shushing action!

It's true. If you want any old junk toy from your youth, if you want any plastic toy gimmick ever made, if you want smoking monkeys or love rats or those naked babies you hide in a cake at a baby shower, Archie McPhee's is your answer!

Uh-huh. Right. What's the catch?
No catch. And really, you have to see it to believe it. They have a terrific on-line presence but if you get a chance to go to their store, you really must!


What I've Bought:
Smoking monkeys for my daughters who would never have believed they exist had they not seen it with their own eyes; bandaids that look like bacon; a pair of love rats, one is white with red hearts and the other is red with white hearts. And a lot more that I can't remember at the moment. BUT ... my pride and joy is, seriously, the Librarian action figure which was given to me by a co-worker. She is modeled after a real Seattle librarian, Nancy Pearl, who's Rule of 40 I live by! No lie!